Age 10/11, 1979/1980? It’s the (dubious) bonus JABBA Arrival poster—on the back of the Disco Force comic Yep, it’s the back cover, and the end of the worst Star Wars comic ever made since Jaxxon the giant space-rabbit appeared in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Disco Force
Age 10/11, 1979/1980? Han complains about the lousy dream he’s in—and spoils my fun. And so, a young boy’s Star Wars dream ends. As does the nightmare of reading this comic. But I was clearly enjoying it at the time.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Age 10/11, 1979/1980? Solo flees—after murdering the dancing Stormtroopers—via a pane of glass. Still no Gun Control in Mos Eisley? 3 innocent Imperials now lie dead after putting their differences aside and calling a truce, for the greater cause of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
03: A Fun-loving Stormtrooper is Summarily Executed by Han Solo
Age 10/11, 1979/1980? Han bursts into the Cantina discoteque, sees the Stormtroopers, who’ve called a truce—for the shared love of disco—and then murders them. Stormtroopers Lettin’ Their Hair Down! I couldn’t imagine working in the blazing Tatooine heat, in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Age 10/11, 1979/1980? The Star Wars disco is interrupted by an Irish party political broadcast! Whoo-hoo! Can this get any better? As Olivia Newton John might have sang, “Let’s get p’litical, p’litical—I wanna get p’litical, plitical, lemme see your body[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
01: JABBA’s Greatest Hits at the Mos Eisley Cantina Disco!
Age 10/11, 1979/1980? The hot hits blasting from Mos Eisley Cantina Disco have attracted Imperial attention… and Han Solo prefers punk rock? Yep, it’s Wuher’s cantina like you’ve never ever seen it before! I wonder why? Jabba’s latest hit, “Does[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Disco Force: Front Cover
Age 10/11 1979/1980? It’s the front cover of the ‘Disco Force’ Star Wars comic, with Luke and Leia disco boogieing-down on a Saturday Night Fever style dance floor! Yes, here is the worst Star Wars comic ever made!—by me, when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Age 10/11 1979/1980? You didn’t ask for it but here it is anyway: the most God-awful Star Wars comic ever made. Yaaay… I was ‘inspired’ to publish this sooner than I intended, due to the sudden surprise return to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…