Tantive IV Captured! (4)
Last Updated (Wednesday, 09 June 2010 13:22)
Art Notes: Spit & Polish
Disney felt-tip pens (above). But cheap is good: you don't need these professional quality markers.
You'll need these too. You could use water, but it's a pain in the arse going to a sink for it.
I'm, pleased to see a bit of colour still being used. I must have been impressed with how the planets appeared in the films and thought to replicate it in felt-tip pens.
Now, a brief lesson for you on my Patented Smudged-spit and Felt-tip Pen technique. This is how you get that professional touch, the real high-finish. For those of us who didn't have air-brushes - which as we know where nerdishly popular in the '70s and '80s - this is a great, convincing technique that you can try at home.
First you'll need paper - goes without saying. I recommend cheap crappy photocopier paper. Try to get paper that has already been printed on one side with part of a dull report on work-flows or somesuch. Really though, any sort of dull grown-up work-related drivel that had hours spent on its creation but no one ever read - will do. I was fortunate enough to easily source genuine late 70's/early 80's crappy paper, but if you must, just use modern stuff from the 2010's. It'll probably suffice though I can't guarantee that you'll get the electrifying results that I did.
Now the main elements of the checklist are shown above-left. Just to say that, if you don't have enough spit - or you're a girl (obviously girls don't have any, nor do they break wind), you could go to your local working class housing estate and ask some of the boys sat on the wall for some. But obviously, this will be inconvenient, so you'd be just as well to use common or garden water. Which you can get from your everyday, household tap.
Et, Voila! The results speak for themselves. Compare it with the official photo.
Now, here are the steps:
1. Draw a little bit of blue ink onto the paper in the area where the tractor beam, laser bolt or lightsaber will be.
2. Now - QUICKLY - lick your index finger or wet it on a wet sponge (ooh, lah-dee-dah - spit not good enough for you?) and stroke your finger along the ink. Experiment with direction.
CAUTION: Beware! - that this is a one shot excercise due to the crappiness of the paper. If you try two passes your paper will go 'crumby' or worse: tear all the way through.
As you can see (above-left) I was something of a master. It looks just as good - if not better than the studio photo with its air-brushed blue engine-flames. Try it for yourself kids, you might be pleasantly surprised!
Comments
That's one of the great truths.
This is the best accompanying commentary posts you've made so far! And yes, your Star Destroyer SFX look far superior to the official photo. Good job!
My version of the spit-and-marker technique was definitely the spit-and-colour ed pencil one. I used to stick the pencil straight in my mouth and then transfer the soggy tip straight to paper. I remember the taste of it (not very healthy I imagine) and then my tongue used to be all multi-coloured. ..