Chapter 6 of the Star Wars Comic
We’ve said some quick goodbyes to the dustball and we’re off to Alderann! Theoretically. Are we sitting comfortably gang?
In this section you will learn:
- What precaution to take when making the jump into hyperspace
- How to coerce one’s daughter into telling the truth – using drugs
- How to commit genocide
- How to cheat at 3D holographic claymation space-chess
- How to swing a deadly weapon in a confined, populated space blindfolded
And many more uselful life-lessons! Watch this space. (Probably best not to tell your parents)
All of these tantalising nuggets sifted from the grit, and more, in the version you’ve been bloody-well gagging for since 1977. Let’s go!
Thanks for reading! Please keep the comments coming. John White 🙂