Are trying to inject me or SKEWER me? – Leia might ask.
Our Fab 6 escape Mos Eisley enroute to Alderann, or so they think.
Hyperspace isn’t dangerous because of the risk of flying into asteroids or Supernovae, so much as that it can give you very hurty eyes.
Wookies would make excellent modern professional football players it seems: absolutely no ethical principals at all. (Chewbacca holidays of a winter with Maradonna, Klinsman and Henri don’t you know?)
More to come, comic fans! - stay tuned.
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