Luke meets Ben and gets a fowl lesson on the many wonders of the universe.
And skip over a major plot-point conveyed via Leia's holographic message, which just isn't fun enough to draw. Or perhaps too difficult.
We muse on incontinent Stormtroopers and the y-front uniform design.
All of these tantalising nuggets sifted from the grit, and more, in the version you've been bloody-well gagging for since 1977. Popcorn ready? Let's go »








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George Lucas said:
(Nope, still nothing.)
Rod Hannah of Blue Milk Special said:
The best thing about Star Wars Age 9 is the ‘grown up’ commentary. I’m surprised you knew about Krayt dragons at nine years of age.
John G. said:
I love that (...) Luke says 'Ben Kenobi' twice, but then Obi Wan says, “Obi Wan, that’s a name I haven’t…” It's like Luke should say, “Ben... who said 'Obi Wan'?”
mgmcinnis said:
"That'll get rid of those"... what? "Laggards"?
Hello My Name Is Dev said:
Incredible!
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