V VII We've said some quick goodbyes to the dustball and we're off to Alderann! Theoretically. Are we sitting comfortably children?

Read Part VI of the Comic

In this section you will learn:

• What precaution to take when making the jump into hyperspace
• How to coerce one's daughter into telling the truth - using drugs
• How to commit genocide
• How to cheat at 3D holographic claymation space-chess
• How to swing a deadly weapon in a confined, populated space blindfolded

And many more uselful life-lessons! Watch this space. (Probably best not to tell your parents)

All of these tantalising nuggets sifted from the grit, and more, in the version you've been bloody-well gagging for since 1977. Let's go!

Read Part VI of the Comic

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